katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Quelle: baebees, via covocal)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*christopher columbus arrives in america* “lol first” he writes in the sand

(via laughbitches)

sorry:

when you’re tired but don’t want to sleep:

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(Quelle: sorry, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

sassy-spoon:

When friend is clearly upset but they don’t wanna talk about it but you wanna help but don’t know how and you just kinda

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(via satans--kitty)

absentions:

it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time

(via satans--kitty)

Me: *minding my own business*
Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!
Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER'S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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(via happiest)