omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
(Quelle: parasailin-sarahpalin, via narobe)
do u ever care about something for like three seconds
(via narobe)
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
(via fake-mermaid)