clacl:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

It’s like straight sex

(via michelleyx)

jakesjohnson:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

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(Quelle: ernbarassing, via vvebpage)

beyoncebeytwice:

when u walk away from ur computer but forget ur wearing earphones

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(via unescapable)

dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

(via vvebpage)

taggedbooty:

"were having pizza for dinner"

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"can you call and order it?"

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(via vvebpage)

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

(Quelle: estpolis, via happiest)