mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via hotboyproblems)

wigwams:

when u hear your parents talkin shit

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(via braydaaan)

capbuckybarnes:

boys like ’ you only play games to get boys to like you!!!! youre not a real fan’

ah yes when i was five years old and i started playing on a n64 all i could think of was ‘im going to get so much dick for this’

(Quelle: connnorkenway, via sorry)

v0lus:

i love it when teenage boys make edgy jokes and theyre just laughing but ur not laughing. they say shit like “oh come on it was funny”. you still arent laughing. you can see their soul shrivelling before you, you can see the fear in their eyes

(via daat-ass)

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via laughbitches)